Here's one that will satisfy one's love for anatomy and sexy time: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leq6d0Kbp91qfwrixo1_500.gif
Here's another, I'm pretty sure that Cloyne should have these as gear, but a cheaper version, if possible: http://www.onepiece.co.uk/#
PEACE
Monday, January 31, 2011
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Hell Week: Day One Report
In a stunning and impressive series of events, the 40 Olympics shot flying colors like a rainbow emerging from a leprechaun dick. Here are some of the highlights from last night's event as well as the list of winners:
- 40 chug was highlighted with the aches and pains of many esophageal muscles and an odd, cold clenching feeling of the sad throats of these fearless Clones. Our only female competitor, your very own Liz Dyer, ripped the gonads off her competitors, taking first place.
Gold: Liz
Silver: Steve B.
Bronze: Woodrow
Following this was a brief game of Botchi Ball. Steve managed to break his bottle on Woodrow's, resulting in a disqualification and public scolding. Please watch out for glimmering flecks of green glass on the grass.
Gold: Pablo
Silver: Woodrow
Bronze: Dan M.
After a brief intermission, two teams were rounded up for the relay. Sweet joy was clearly present in the hearts of our onlookers as our competitors' faces reflected more sadness and grief--- yet the heat of competition was still ever-present in their eyes.
Gold: Zack, Woodrow, Brenna
Silver (1st Place Losers): Scott, Steve, Zoe (doesn't live here but has more spirit than most little terd Clones did last night. BOOSH)
We then went on to the Beer Mile, which had an initial backlash by lazy sober people but was spearheaded by local hero Pablo and a bunch of buffoons. Some highlights from the run include: Brenna holding her puke until she got to Goldman, puking all over the front of the school in an effort to spite Pablo; Woodrow finishing without puking; Steve almost winning but instead of running through the doors with the might of victory in his belly, he decided to discharge the contents of his belly all over the front of Cloyne; Pablo only doing two laps, as well as Carolyn (but good hustle anyways)
Gold: Woodrow (no pukeage!)
Silver: Brenna (honorary Gold)
Bronze: Steve (good job but ya puked so much we just had to demote ya)
The next event was a bit of a doozy, it took a lot of convincing and begging, but we finally got together two teams to participate in the slip-n-slide flip cup race. This was super fun to watch, apparently kind of so terrible to actually perform that it was fun, and will go down in history as the rankest of all the 40 Olympics games. With a slip-n-slide made of taped together garbage bags, a Dan Mulvey manning the cold hose of hellish terror, and a table of tiny cups, the games quickly got ugly as the bags were quickly destroyed, rules unenforced, beer consumed, and Zack taking a quick turn to attack the hose master. The game ended in a plea to call a draw and some shivering cold American Heroes.
Gold: Zoe, Scott, Steve, Brenna, Woodrow, Zack
To end it all, we had a nice Keg toss on the basketball court. All were encouraged to participate and many did. It was fun to watch, and enjoy seeing how far and not far people can throw kegs. Reports from local friends claim that the clanking of our magical Miller High Life Keg could be heard from the top of campus, echoing for all to hear and fear the great Cloyne beasts.
Gold: Aaron
Silver: Chris
Bronze: Jack
Thanks to all of our participants, your points will be added to your overall week's score and fuck yeah to all those spirited bastards who did what no one thought was possible.
Tonight is Thumper and Power Hour in the dining room. Come one, come all. It isn't physical, but it is fun. Be there at around 9:15pm.
- 40 chug was highlighted with the aches and pains of many esophageal muscles and an odd, cold clenching feeling of the sad throats of these fearless Clones. Our only female competitor, your very own Liz Dyer, ripped the gonads off her competitors, taking first place.
Gold: Liz
Silver: Steve B.
Bronze: Woodrow
Following this was a brief game of Botchi Ball. Steve managed to break his bottle on Woodrow's, resulting in a disqualification and public scolding. Please watch out for glimmering flecks of green glass on the grass.
Gold: Pablo
Silver: Woodrow
Bronze: Dan M.
After a brief intermission, two teams were rounded up for the relay. Sweet joy was clearly present in the hearts of our onlookers as our competitors' faces reflected more sadness and grief--- yet the heat of competition was still ever-present in their eyes.
Gold: Zack, Woodrow, Brenna
Silver (1st Place Losers): Scott, Steve, Zoe (doesn't live here but has more spirit than most little terd Clones did last night. BOOSH)
We then went on to the Beer Mile, which had an initial backlash by lazy sober people but was spearheaded by local hero Pablo and a bunch of buffoons. Some highlights from the run include: Brenna holding her puke until she got to Goldman, puking all over the front of the school in an effort to spite Pablo; Woodrow finishing without puking; Steve almost winning but instead of running through the doors with the might of victory in his belly, he decided to discharge the contents of his belly all over the front of Cloyne; Pablo only doing two laps, as well as Carolyn (but good hustle anyways)
Gold: Woodrow (no pukeage!)
Silver: Brenna (honorary Gold)
Bronze: Steve (good job but ya puked so much we just had to demote ya)
The next event was a bit of a doozy, it took a lot of convincing and begging, but we finally got together two teams to participate in the slip-n-slide flip cup race. This was super fun to watch, apparently kind of so terrible to actually perform that it was fun, and will go down in history as the rankest of all the 40 Olympics games. With a slip-n-slide made of taped together garbage bags, a Dan Mulvey manning the cold hose of hellish terror, and a table of tiny cups, the games quickly got ugly as the bags were quickly destroyed, rules unenforced, beer consumed, and Zack taking a quick turn to attack the hose master. The game ended in a plea to call a draw and some shivering cold American Heroes.
Gold: Zoe, Scott, Steve, Brenna, Woodrow, Zack
To end it all, we had a nice Keg toss on the basketball court. All were encouraged to participate and many did. It was fun to watch, and enjoy seeing how far and not far people can throw kegs. Reports from local friends claim that the clanking of our magical Miller High Life Keg could be heard from the top of campus, echoing for all to hear and fear the great Cloyne beasts.
Gold: Aaron
Silver: Chris
Bronze: Jack
Thanks to all of our participants, your points will be added to your overall week's score and fuck yeah to all those spirited bastards who did what no one thought was possible.
Tonight is Thumper and Power Hour in the dining room. Come one, come all. It isn't physical, but it is fun. Be there at around 9:15pm.
Monday, January 24, 2011
TONIGHT: 40 OLYMPICS
Get your favorite 40oz ready tonight-- it's the 40 olympics. There's a short series of games that all Clone are welcome to participate in starting at around 9-9:15pm tonight. It's gonna be BYOB, but just go say wuddup to Sam. I don't know everyone's 40 capacity, but try and get at least 2-4 of your favorite. Trust me, you'll need them OR someone else will and should be willing to buy the extra off you.
This is the organization of the games, and a few details about each one:
Opening Ceremonies (basketball court): 40 oz chug-off. Self explanatory, please buy your favorite 40oz and guzzle that shit down as quickly as you can. If you finish first, you'll be dubbed an American hero. (5 pts)
40 Botchi Ball (courtyard grass patch): With your emptied 40 oz bottles, you will then participate in the 40 oz Botchi Ball tournament. This should be a relatively brief event, but kinda fun nonetheless. I mean, you're gonna want to let that 40 settle for a bit. (3 pts)
40 oz Relay Race (main hallway): We will take a quick poll before the start of the games to determine if we will have New vs. Old Clone races or Ladies vs. Gentlemen. From here, we will begin the races down the hall and back. Participants must drink as they run down the hall, tap the West wing hallway door and run back, still holding the bottle to their face. They will then pass the bottle to the next person on their team, and each team will continue to chug their bottle until it is finished. Extra extra points if you can do two in the same time as your opponent finishes one 40. Teams of 3 only. (3 pts)
Beer Mile ('round the block): Drink the shit out of a beer, more like a 40oz, and run around the block. You can do it. (5 pts)
Final Event-- Slip-n-slide Flip Cup (courtyard grass patch): We will probably end up using a bunch of taped together garbage bags, but oh well, it'll work. Teams of 5 max., tag team race. Start with a running leap down the slip-n-slide to a table with red cups of beer-- all team members must contribute enough beer for them to drink in flip cup. Drink the beer, flip the cup on the table, run back, tag your teammate, and continue until your team has finished the challenge. Extra 2 pts per contestant if they play in the nude. (4 pts)
At the end of the events, which will probably be around midnight, I will tally up the points earned by each participant and award the Gold, Silver and Bronze metals to the most successful individuals. I will also give out wacky awards to the most accomplished teams in the relay race and slip-n-slide.
So come out and enjoy your lives, it should be good.
Just keep this in mind: 40 Oz's of Inspiration
This is the organization of the games, and a few details about each one:
Opening Ceremonies (basketball court): 40 oz chug-off. Self explanatory, please buy your favorite 40oz and guzzle that shit down as quickly as you can. If you finish first, you'll be dubbed an American hero. (5 pts)
40 Botchi Ball (courtyard grass patch): With your emptied 40 oz bottles, you will then participate in the 40 oz Botchi Ball tournament. This should be a relatively brief event, but kinda fun nonetheless. I mean, you're gonna want to let that 40 settle for a bit. (3 pts)
40 oz Relay Race (main hallway): We will take a quick poll before the start of the games to determine if we will have New vs. Old Clone races or Ladies vs. Gentlemen. From here, we will begin the races down the hall and back. Participants must drink as they run down the hall, tap the West wing hallway door and run back, still holding the bottle to their face. They will then pass the bottle to the next person on their team, and each team will continue to chug their bottle until it is finished. Extra extra points if you can do two in the same time as your opponent finishes one 40. Teams of 3 only. (3 pts)
Beer Mile ('round the block): Drink the shit out of a beer, more like a 40oz, and run around the block. You can do it. (5 pts)
Final Event-- Slip-n-slide Flip Cup (courtyard grass patch): We will probably end up using a bunch of taped together garbage bags, but oh well, it'll work. Teams of 5 max., tag team race. Start with a running leap down the slip-n-slide to a table with red cups of beer-- all team members must contribute enough beer for them to drink in flip cup. Drink the beer, flip the cup on the table, run back, tag your teammate, and continue until your team has finished the challenge. Extra 2 pts per contestant if they play in the nude. (4 pts)
At the end of the events, which will probably be around midnight, I will tally up the points earned by each participant and award the Gold, Silver and Bronze metals to the most successful individuals. I will also give out wacky awards to the most accomplished teams in the relay race and slip-n-slide.
So come out and enjoy your lives, it should be good.
Just keep this in mind: 40 Oz's of Inspiration
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Thursday, January 13, 2011
First Clone Crier--- Spring 2011
Hello !
The first Crier shall be released at Cloyne's first council on Sunday, January 16th! As agreed at elections, I will distribute the Crier in my god costume.
Here's a little teaser:
Love,
Thizz Lizz
The first Crier shall be released at Cloyne's first council on Sunday, January 16th! As agreed at elections, I will distribute the Crier in my god costume.
Here's a little teaser:
Love,
Thizz Lizz
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