TONIGHT: 40 OLYMPICS

Get your favorite 40oz ready tonight-- it's the 40 olympics. There's a short series of games that all Clone are welcome to participate in starting at around 9-9:15pm tonight. It's gonna be BYOB, but just go say wuddup to Sam. I don't know everyone's 40 capacity, but try and get at least 2-4 of your favorite. Trust me, you'll need them OR someone else will and should be willing to buy the extra off you.

This is the organization of the games, and a few details about each one:

Opening Ceremonies (basketball court): 40 oz chug-off. Self explanatory, please buy your favorite 40oz and guzzle that shit down as quickly as you can. If you finish first, you'll be dubbed an American hero. (5 pts)

40 Botchi Ball (courtyard grass patch): With your emptied 40 oz bottles, you will then participate in the 40 oz Botchi Ball tournament. This should be a relatively brief event, but kinda fun nonetheless. I mean, you're gonna want to let that 40 settle for a bit. (3 pts)

40 oz Relay Race (main hallway): We will take a quick poll before the start of the games to determine if we will have New vs. Old Clone races or Ladies vs. Gentlemen. From here, we will begin the races down the hall and back. Participants must drink as they run down the hall, tap the West wing hallway door and run back, still holding the bottle to their face. They will then pass the bottle to the next person on their team, and each team will continue to chug their bottle until it is finished. Extra extra points if you can do two in the same time as your opponent finishes one 40. Teams of 3 only. (3 pts)

Beer Mile ('round the block): Drink the shit out of a beer, more like a 40oz, and run around the block. You can do it. (5 pts)

Final Event-- Slip-n-slide Flip Cup (courtyard grass patch): We will probably end up using a bunch of taped together garbage bags, but oh well, it'll work. Teams of 5 max., tag team race. Start with a running leap down the slip-n-slide to a table with red cups of beer-- all team members must contribute enough beer for them to drink in flip cup. Drink the beer, flip the cup on the table, run back, tag your teammate, and continue until your team has finished the challenge. Extra 2 pts per contestant if they play in the nude. (4 pts)

At the end of the events, which will probably be around midnight, I will tally up the points earned by each participant and award the Gold, Silver and Bronze metals to the most successful individuals. I will also give out wacky awards to the most accomplished teams in the relay race and slip-n-slide.

So come out and enjoy your lives, it should be good.

Just keep this in mind: 40 Oz's of Inspiration